
Tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it Such a drag, now. Said not to stand But that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet And stood up instead And knocked off my head, you see I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride And the guide Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No no no no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddely spy Tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun It's just like the one on me In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me

I was feelin' pretty down 'Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No no no It was adapted from Complicated ('Weird Al' Yankovic, Avril Lavigne, Scott Spock, Graham Edwards and Lauren Christy). Tell me Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated In the bathroom. The song A Complicated Song was written by 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Avril Lavigne, Scott Spock, Graham Edwards and Lauren Christy and was first released by 'Weird Al' Yankovic in 2003. Pizza all day And every day This cheese 'round the clock Is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care For irregularity Just us eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this go to waste" So then I faced

Yankovic is known in particular for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary. Listen to both songs on WhoSampled, the ultimate database of. Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame No one came Alfred Matthew 'Weird Al' Yankovic (born Octoin Downey, California) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, satirist, accordion player and kazooist. A Complicated Song by Weird Al Yankovic is a cover of Avril Lavignes Complicated.
